I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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