do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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