i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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