On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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