Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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