that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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