you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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