why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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