is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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