did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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