is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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