she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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