What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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