help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We just shotgunned beers for America
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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