haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You pole danced in your parka.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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