I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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