Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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