Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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