I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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