So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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