Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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