party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And then my night got REAL pukey
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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