Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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