Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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