My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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