Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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