butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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