I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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