You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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