I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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