smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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