..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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