Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
My penis needs a shock collar
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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