Your tits are I can't wait for
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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