i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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