we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
i think my cat just said my name.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
