I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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