But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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