and you said cock pushups were impossible
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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