i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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