god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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