This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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