Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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