Nicole vs. Life
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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