They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
