My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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