a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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