love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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