If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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