He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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